“So, with your arrest record, it doesn’t matter what happens now, eh?”

I started snickering under my breath because there were two dudes discussing their legal situation just like the rest of us talk about what to make for dinner. Hilarious!

“You know how it is, you’re just walking down the street and then the cops start hassling ya. I mean, he actually thought I had some weed on me, which I suppose is right since I was wearing a girl shirt, but still…”

I’ll say this, at least they weren’t swearing up a storm, but still, HILARIOUS!

“Whaddya mean, I don’t need to do that?” asks Dude 1.

“Nah man, when you’re in jail, you just talk to [mumble, mumble], and he’ll fix ya up, no sweat,” replies Dude 2.

I’m thinking at this point that Dude 2 just bailed Dude 1 out of jail, but who knows.

Aah the fun of life in the big city.